Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Things aren’t going according to plan, but it’s no reason for you to freak out. Be as flexible as possible and all will work out. Be willing to take a few chances.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Now’s the time to take care of some of life’s little problems in creative ways. Entertaining solutions will result in more fun that you would ever anticipate.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Now is the perfect time to do some traveling. Make some preliminary plans, but let the road take you where it wants to go. Interesting distractions will entertain you and the friend you take along for the ride.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Watch out for vicious animals. A rabid squirrel or a kamikaze crow will attack you this week. You might consider staying inside for a while.

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)
The holiday season isn’t likely to be a cheerful one for you. Expect some major disappointments to come your way.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
A heated argument between you and a close friend will result in some strained interactions. Neither one of you will be able to remember what it was you fought about anyway, so let it go and be friends again.

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
Your love life is undergoing a huge turnaround this week. Somebody will catch your eye, so make a move. Just don’t use any cheesy pick up lines.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
You will be the victim of a nasty prank. Don’t take it too personally – it’s not meant for you in particular. Try to laugh it off or just beat the crap out of whoever did it to make you feel better.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
The high point of your academic career will take place sometime this week. If you have a presentation due, start preparing now to wow your audience. Perfect grades are likely.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
You will be prone to procrastinate throughout this week. Remove all distractions from your study area so you’ll actually get work done. Better yet, go to the library for a quiet place to be productive.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
Your fake personality is finally showing through to others. Either be the real you or be prepared to lose what few friends you have.

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)
Play it safe this week. Don’t take unnecessary chances because potential losses would be catastrophic. Your intuition will serve you well.