Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Don’t be afraid of a setback in your personal life. This minor speed bump will let you take a much needed look at your current situation.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You cheated on somebody or something last week. The truth comes out this week, so be ready face the consequences.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
This week’s work load will be brutal for you. Head to the library now to get as much work done as early as possible. Be ready to take it down to the wire, though.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
You’re likely to forget an important appointment. Try to watch the clock. Better yet, set an alarm.

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)
You’ll never again be as broke as you’ll be this week. Now’s the time to get a job or sell your earthly possessions on an online auction site.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
There’s going to be a major snafu with your physical appearance this week. Renegade acne or a black eye are most likely to ail you.

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
A recent job interview didn’t go as well as you think it did. Instead of hoping to get that awesome job (ahem, discount ) at Holister, you might consider a profession in the food service industry. Burger King, perhaps?

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
Your low expectations of others is leading them to have the same thoughts about you. Prove yourself worthy and try to give others the benefit of the doubt. You won’t be disappointed.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
You will be a very attractive person this week…but not to those you’d most prefer. It might be a good idea for you to lay low for a while.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
Don’t ignore any gut feelings this week. Your intuition is running high, so using your logic won’t be necessary.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
Now is the time to take a risk with your money. You have some disposable income, so try a legal way to turn that extra cash into an even bigger profit.

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)
You’ll question some of the most important aspects of your life this week. Be ready to rethink everything regarding your future happiness.