Horoscopes for week of March 17

Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You’ve always been quite adept at reading the emotions of others. However, this week you’ll be a little off. Don’t jump to conclusions.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Don’t let the necessity of filling out your basketball brackets interfere with your other commitments. Use your time wisely.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Spring break left you with a pile of work to do. Get it done now before the pile turns into a mountain the size of Mt. Everest.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Either a sibling or a younger cousin will need your expert guidance. Point him or her in the right direction – don’t let the mistakes you’ve made turn into his or hers, too.

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)
You’ll come into a little extra pocket money this week. Don’t blow it all in one place.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
The consequences of a recent fib will be more than you can bear. Own up to the person you lied to or face some harsh retribution.

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
The real world is going to smack you square in the face. Don’t be surprised when the smack is more of a right hook to the jaw.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
Don’t let your impatience get the best of you. Let things come to you along their natural course – don’t push it.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
You’ll finally figure out what you want to be when you grow up. You have the dream, so put it into action with a little effort. People don’t get places in life by sitting by and letting others do the work for them.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
Your sense of humor is one of your most valued qualities. However, don’t let it get the best of you in an inappropriate situation.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
Be careful with your health this week. You’re more apt to become extremely sick, especially after a dinner at Chartwells.

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)
Everyone needs a little relaxation every now and again. Don’t overdo it, but take some time each day to unwind. You’ll feel like a million bucks.

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