Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Your pride will be put to the test this week when it becomes necessary for you to ask a friend for help. Don’t be afraid. It doesn’t mean you’re weak.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Life’s been getting you down lately. Look on the bright side of situations and things will turn around in due time.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Your mind will be clouded with severe confusion early in the week. However, everything will be made clear by week’s end…but it might be too late.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
You’ll be somebody’s superhero this week. Don’t let it go to your head or you might end up wearing a pair of tights.

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)
Don’t make any bets this week. Should you lose, you’ll be forced to run naked in a public place. And you will lose.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
The end of the semester is looming and procrastination is setting in. Don’t let its grasp get you or the last weeks of class will be hell.

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
A little practicality is in order when making major decisions this week. It’s OK to be a little frivolous, but when your decision backfires, don’t shirk your responsibility.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
You’ll break into a new social circle mid week. Be yourself, but don’t say or do anything that might alienate you already.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
New friends have been influencing your decisions as of late. Now’s the time to think for yourself. Don’t back down.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
You’ve been busy doing a lot of work lately and you deserve to indulge in a reward. Treat yourself to something REALLY good. You’ve earned it.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
Your mentally unstable neighbor is about to cause you a lot of problems. Avoid any private encounters with him or her. It would be guaranteed to end badly.

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)
Eat some dairy, floss your teeth and wear sunscreen. Various health problems will arise if you don’t heed my warnings.