Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Your health is at risk this week. Don’t share drinks or food with anybody to avoid the spread of cooties.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Being a social butterfly has dominated your reputation and it hasn’t always been a good thing. Settle down a little and don’t let your social life rule your lifestyle.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You’ve been looking forward to meeting up with old friends, but this meeting won’t be what you think it should be. Don’t get your hopes up and you won’t be disappointed.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Distractions will spell disaster for your productivity in the upcoming week. You may as well lock yourself in a closet away from the TV to keep on task.

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)
Usually ambitious, you’ve been unenthusiastic about everything lately. Renew an interest to keep yourself from stagnating.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)
Some relationship problems between you and your significant other are likely to arise this week. Take the time to reevaluate your positions. Break it off if necessary.

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)
You’ve scheduled some big plans after the end of the semester, but it might be a good idea to postpone. You don’t have the funds to pay for a trip at this point.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
A normally docile family member won’t be the easiest person to deal with this week. Keep on your toes to keep from stepping on his or hers.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
Make some changes regarding your personal appearance. You might think you look hot, but you really could use a makeover. Go all out.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
Kick start your motivation by making a list of everything you have left to do this semester. Make goals for each day and cross them off when you achieve them. Not only will you stay on track, but the progress will keep you moving.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
You’ll be afflicted by some hardcore heartburn this week. Stock up on antacids and don’t eat spicy foods before bed.

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)
Don’t expect others to reward you for your hard work. Knowing you did a good job will have to be reward enough.