By Professor Todd Brown / Contributor

Nothing was ending or beginning today.

Dear Kristi,

What advice would you give someone who is graduating and heading out into the "real world?"

-- Outta Here

Dear Outta Here,

Aries (March 21 – April 19)
The end of the semester is looming. You’re two weeks behind on your work. You’d better sign up for summer classes now.

I can’t close the vent in my bedroom the entire w

Mr. Belding at Primanti Brothers: Staff writer Kristi Cummins was inches from the icon's faceBy Kristi Cummins / Staff writer

A week ago I was having a tough relationship dilemma of my own. My boyfriend was on his way to go see a concert with his ex-girlfriend. At that same point in time, I was having dinner with Dennis Haskins, also known as Mr. Belding from “Saved by the Bell.”

He overheard me telling a friend how mad I was, and he asked why. I briefly told him of the situation, and we talked for a few minutes, but I brushed it off, still excited to be in the presence of one of my childhood heroes. But Mr. Belding — I mean, Haskins — had taken an interest in my life and my drama, even if just for a minute. I knew it was going to be a good day.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Your health is at risk this week. Don’t share drinks or food with anybody to avoid the spread of cooties.

Laurie Cabot: Salem's official witch.By Rachel Lipko / Staff writer

I dropped my English muffin at the sight of the 200 pound plus pasty woman sporting nothing but a red velvet bra top lined with white fur. The kind that ladies usually wear during the Christmas season to ensure not nice, but naughty fun ensues. This somehow seemed like a good choice to accompany her silk royal purple drawstring pajamas and red felt slippers.

Did I mention that this lady was at least 60?

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

I’ll start this in Sheetz.