Despite the glamour with which Hollywood portrays astronomers, in actuality, we are a bunch of losers.

Thanksgiving is almost here, so the semester must be coming to an end fast.

A few years ago, my sister-in-law’s husband had trouble with his car. Every time he made a turn, he heard a peculiar rattle that would stop once he straightened the car out.

While I was in graduate school, a friend coined the term “The Christian Thing”. The origin came from what happened to another school friend.

Chicago was given the shaft last Friday as the IOC denied them the rights to hold the 2016 Summer Games.

People run at different speeds for various reasons.

People run at different speeds for various reasons.

People run at different speeds for various reasons. The physically fit usually beat the out-of-shape, adult paces usually lay waste to small children’s strides.

Twenty years ago, I began my senior year by learning how not to give a party.

by Allison Checkeye / Staff Writer

“Budget cuts” is a phrase you hear everyday around Pitt-Greensburg. It is the go-to, suitable-for-all-questions type of answer, which walks hand in hand with “the economy sucks”; if someone asks why an event got canceled, why the roof leaks, or why the flowers are dead, they will tell you “budget cuts.”